Fortune Cookie Bullshit

"Wisdom is knowing which path to take; integrety is taking it."

Don't you just HATE that shit?

Even more don't you hate when it's right. "He who lies for you will lie against you." Of course actually thinking about these for more than a second is when people end up babbling philosophy and theory. "You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely," "Wisdom keeps you from getting into situations where you need it."

Even worse is when they're just complete crap, "Faith is reason grown courageous," "If you want to be happy, be happy."

You can even make up your own:
"Everything is a shade of grey"
"Evil is an opinion"
"The only reasonable goal in life is death"